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Is everyone excited about celebrating this human holiday as much as I am?
Oliver and Jeff, procure pumpkin pies!
Glower, go grab one of those big turkeys!
You mean these bizarre shiny bundles?
I can’t even see what’s inside!
Where are the feathers? Where is the head?
And why is it so cold and hard?
Because it’s frozen, silly!
But of course! To seal in the flavors!
This is going to be the greatest Thanksgiving of all time!