Simeon: Is everyone excited about celebrating this human holiday as much as I am?

Simeon: Oliver and Jeff, procure pumpkin pies!

Simeon: Glower, go grab one of those big turkeys!

Glower: You mean these bizarre shiny bundles?

Glower: I can’t even see what’s inside!

Glower: Where are the feathers? Where is the head?

Glower: And why is it so cold and hard?

Cloe: Because it’s frozen, silly!

Simeon: But of course! To seal in the flavors!

Simeon: This is going to be the greatest Thanksgiving of all time!

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