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Simeon: Is everyone excited about celebrating this human holiday as much as I am?
Simeon: Oliver and Jeff, procure pumpkin pies!
Simeon: Glower, go grab one of those big turkeys!
Glower: You mean these bizarre shiny bundles?
Glower: I can’t even see what’s inside!
Glower: Where are the feathers? Where is the head?
Glower: And why is it so cold and hard?
Cloe: Because it’s frozen, silly!
Simeon: But of course! To seal in the flavors!
Simeon: This is going to be the greatest Thanksgiving of all time!